MY SCHOOL BURNT DOWN TODAY!!!! …I kid, I kid….but really there was a fire during play practice. The drier in the maintenance room just across the hall from the choir room somehow sparked and caught on fire. Luckily nobody was injured or burned, but we were forced to evacuate the school then confined to the gym lobby where we finished play practice. Then I realized I was locked out of my truck, so as I was waiting on the spare key I went upstairs to get my Huckleberry Finn book then proceeded to fall down the stairs -_-
That basically sums up my day, nothing special right? Yeah that just goes to show you. I’m just your average, everyday Spiderman.
Lets learn about the life and ambitions of the Omnipitous Josiahus. I was born, like you all, a poor black boy. Actually, I was adopted by the name of Austin Michael Orlando. Birth parents names are Nikki and Mike, both short for some long Italian name. I was then adopted by Ron Brown and Angie Scales, having them divorce at my age of 10 or 11. Then my father got remarried to Leigha Hedrick at my age of 12 or 13, mother got married around then to Scott Scales. Then my father got divorced again at my age of 14 or 15. FAMILY DYNAMICS, I swear they’ll get the best of you if you can’t keep your head. My dad is suffering from a disorder called choroideremia which is basically the slow degeneration of one’s sight through dying cells, carried by females only affecting males. He is almost fully blind as of now and couldn’t be more scared. Sadly, he is single so I am the only shoulder he has to lean on. I’m there for him every chance I can get and I love the living snot out of him. But less about him and more about me right? haha. I am seriously one of the least conceited persons I know. I’ve lived my whole life for the betterment of others. If you aren’t happy then I won’t rest till your figgin’ skippy! I’ve planned out my life to go to college wherever I can get in and get a degree in Public Relations. Then work on Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines as part of the Entertainment Staff then work my way up to cruise director, all-the-while piecing together a nice place out in Tuscany, Italy. Maybe starting up an ice-cream shop on the waters of Venice or Amalfi if so decided.
Thats the most watered down I can get my life to be. I’m spontaneous, lovable, talkative, funny, and reliable. You give me meaning to my existence and I ask nothing more than that!
I haven’t really decided on what to blog on really, so I decided that I’ll blog whatever fits my mood. Whether it be some important life lesson, a depressing poem, or just what happened today. I really hope whoever is reading this to stick with me through the time. I’m going to get good at this, I swear it.
“Smile, cause this one’s for you darling”
